Bioshock is really hard. REALLY hard. And not nearly as fun as the hype. This is really the highest rated game in teh history of teh internets? Lawls?
Fuck. Either I suck at games really bad or I am missing something or I just need to give this some time.
Here is Bioshock: Ooooooh beautiful art deco room. Wow, the pictures on the wall smeared in blood are super creepy. Oh, I hear a woman on the left who probably wants to kill me. Let me sneak up..............................BOOM! The motion detecting turret that didn't see the bitch sees me and I'm laid out. Now I am re-spawned in a "Vita-chamber." Oh great. No more supplies and no money to buy more. I should go search this corpse..........BOOM! Motion detecting turret. Dead me. Game asks me if I would like a hint. OK, shoot. Game: Disable the turret. Me: I wonder what is taped on the DVR right now.
God I hope I'm missing something. I knew Ayn Rand adapted as FPS was too good to be true.......
