Word, er...phrase of the day: Wank Mining

Best thing to come out of the Meg White fake sex tape scandal was the quote from the guy who originally posted it as a joke.

The dude itsmecraig, who is enjoying quite a bit of internet celebrity today said:

"oh shit dudes,

i found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here cause i figured you guys would have a laugh. it had nothing to do with meg white when i found it."

WANK MINING. Awesome. And today, a company purchased wankmining.com.

The next time your girlfriend catches you with your dick in your hand remember, you aren't "looking for porn," you are "wank mining."

Once again, awesome.

Fuck. I gotta get out of here. Is it time to go to Texas yet?