I was talking to my homie Steve about the idea of Eon Mackaye, and how it is such a bizarre and obvious assumed porn name. We also acknowledged a twinge of jealousy that this twit with a dumb assed name is getting paid more than us to film tattooed people fucking.
So we are going to start our own porn house, Electrical Porn Company. His porn name will be Steve Albini. All films will feature the credit "Filmed by Steve Albini" because he doesn't actually "direct." He would never infringe on the actors' privilege to direct their own scenes. He will never take a cut of DVD sales or online downloads. He will charge a flat fee if using his own locations, or a sliding scale if he has to film elsewhere.
I will occasionally collaborate. My porn name? Knob Weston.
Watch out Vivid Alt, you are on notice!
Seeing "usually ships in 24 hours" is far superior to the words *BACK ORDERED* that were displaying a few hours ago, but with $10 expedited shipping I wanted to see a gosh danged tracking number already. 
