Concert Calendar (the Helloween edition)

4/2 Steven Malkmus
4/6 Testament
4/8 Gods of Fire in Philly
4/9 Saul Williams
4/22 Megadeth/Children of Bodom/In Flames (early)
4/22 Tim and Eric's Awesome Tour (late)
5/1 Ministry
5/5 Lou Reed
5/9 My Chemical Romance
5/13 Kanye West
5/19 Thee Silver Mt. Zion
5/21 Dream Theater/Opeth
5/22 Gods of Fire at Knitting Factory
5/24 and 5/26 Firewater
6/11 Swervedriver
6/13 Teenage Jesus & the Jerks
6/15 Iron Maiden
6/20 The Cure
6/21 Polvo
6/23 Liquid Tension Experiment
7/10 At the Gates
9/21 Helloween

Shows (with Kanye added so people can stop accusing me of hating)

3/14 Iron Maiden
3/17 Van Halen
4/2 Stephen Malkmus
4/6 Testament
4/9 Saul Williams
4/22 Megadeth/In Flames/Children of Bodom/High on Fire (Early)
4/22 Tim and Eric's Awesome Tour (late)
5/1 Ministry/Meshuggah
5/13 Kanye West
5/19 Thee Silver Mt. Zion Orchestra
5/21 Dream Theater/Opeth
5/24 and 5/26 Firewater
6/11 Swervedriver
6/20 The Cure

Get out of my head!

OK, there is a new show on Fox called Unhitched.

Last week was the first episode. A man gets raped by an orangutan. Yes, there is a RAPE APE!!! They show him get sneak attacked and sneak raped!

This week? A woman gets asked out by someone who is supposed to be a young guitar prodigy but turns out to be a COMPETITIVE AIR GUITARIST.

Is someone tape recording my life (or reading this blog) and turning it into a sitcom???